How to Write A Successful Black Gay Fiction Drama

Ingredients:

                     

                       1 metropolitan setting (preferably New York)

                                               1 young, image-consicous literary gay man

                                               1 young, image conscious artsy gay man

                                               1 young, image-consicous slut gay man

                                               1 young, image-consicous sensible gay man

                                               4 urgent, romantic dilemmas

                                               1 token minority

                                               Snappy one-liners and Pop-culture references

*Add four young, image-conscious gay men to a large metropolitan setting. Toss in urgent, romantic dilemmas and fold token minority in slowly to add fluff to bland plot. Sprinkle snappy one-liners and pop-culture references to taste. Spread thinly in a dvd case and bake for about 15 episodes. Check periodically for personal messings said aloud and over-the-top drama. Serve. Don’t expect any REAL nourishment.